The Monday List

Ten People You Probably Didn't Realise Were Born On Boxing Day

Charles Babbage

David Sedaris

Kit Harington

Henry Miller

Lars Ulrich

Jade Thirlwall

Richard Widmark

Dermot Murnaghan

Chairman Mao

Jared Leto

Happy Planet Sad Christmas

 

Greta and Freda Sad and Ukraine president Vlodymyr Zelenskyy wish you all the best for the festive season. And we'd especially like to extend our good wishes to all the Russian bots who will start relentlessly spamming this post from now until the end of time...

The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Inevitably Happen On The Christmas Episode Of Your Favourite TV Show

It will snow on Christmas Day, wherever the show happens to be set

If it's a comedy, there will be a massively heartwarming moment over Christmas dinner

If it's a soap, there will be a massive fight over Christmas dinner

The Christmas tree lights will blow as soon as they're turned on

The couple who've been having a will they/won't they romance will kiss under the mistletoe

Someone is forced to work over Christmas but their friends will rally round to help them have the best one ever

At least one person will receive a gift they absolutely hate

Somebody who is way too old to believe in Father Christmas still does

Someone's grandma/aunty will give them a hideously ill-fitting hand-knitted Christmas jumper

The storyline will turn into a parody of A Christmas Carol/It's A Wonderful Life

The Monday List

The Ten Albums On The Planet Sad Gramophone This Christmas

Slay Belles - RuPaul

A Very Merry Kidz Bop - Kidz Bop Kids

In A Winter Light - Alexander Armstrong

Christmas With The Puppini Sisters - The Puppini Sisters

Make The Yuletide Gay - The London Gay Men's Chorus

Merry Flippin' Christmas Vol 1 - Bowling For Soup

Christmas With Your Neighbours - The Cast From Neighbours

Chris Squire's Swiss Choir - Chris Squire

A Very Kacey Christmas - Kacey Musgraves

Surfin' Christmas - The Wave Benders

Look, Ladies!

 

It's James Spader. With a cat. You're welcome.

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Christmas Cover Versions - Do They Know It's Christmas? Edition

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Black Dyke Mills Band

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Johnny Logan

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Glee Cast

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Acoustic Heartstrings

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Slade

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Little River Band

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Air Supply

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Keith Lemon & Friends

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Cairn String Quartet

Do They Know It's Christmas? - Barenaked Ladies

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