On The Fifth Day Of Christmas, Planet Sad Gave To Me...

 Five gold Mings!

The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Be Over In 2022

Hard seltzer

Fred Sirieix

Pulled jackfruit

Squid Game

Matcha tea flavoured everything

Self-absorbed TikTok dance routines

Salt Bae

Non-fungible tokens

Having a wardrobe that is 75 per cent 'athleisure wear' 

Yep, you guessed it, the Kardashians

Happy Planet Sad Christmas

 

Season's greetings from Jeremy Renner, and Greta and Freda Sad. And yes, this joke is our attempt to roast a potato at Christmas...

The Monday List

Ten People Who Have Appeared In An Unnecessary Number Of Hallmark Christmas Movies

Lacey Chabert

Daniel Bacon

Lori Laughlin

Candace Cameron Bure

Lauren Holly

Dean Cain

Anne Heche

Danica McKellar

Brennan Elliott

Torrey DeVitto

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - All I Want For Christmas Is You Edition

All I Want For Christmas Is You, My Chemical Romance

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Cee Lo Green

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Hanson

All I Want For Christmas Is You, The Puppini Sisters

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Zebrahead

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Jamie Cullum

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Marillion

All I Want For Christmas Is You, 1910 Fruitgum Company

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Bowling For Soup

All I Want For Christmas Is You, Dolly Parton & Jimmy Fallon

The Monday List

The Ten Albums On The Planet Sad Gramophone This Christmas

A Cheetah-licious Christmas - The Cheetah Girls

Have Yourself A Meaty Little Christmas - Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Hell's Bells of Christmas: The Holiday Tribute to AC/DC

A Rosie Christmas - Rosie O'Donnell

Here Comes Santa Claws - Jingle Cats

A Proggy Christmas - The Prog World Orchestra

You Snows It (A Goldie Lookin Christmas) - Goldie Lookin Chain

Swing Cats Presents A Rockabilly Christmas 

I Know What He Wants For Christmas... But I Don't Know How To Wrap It! - Kay Martin And Her Body Guards

Funked Up Christmas - James Brown

The Marvel-ous Return Of Huge Man, Tiny Wife

Yes, it's Jason Momoa and Lisa Bonet - and no, we're not going to say anything unkind about the comedy size difference, in case he goes all Aquaman and tries to twat us with a shark, or something...