The Monday List

Ten Roses That Are Named After Actors

Elizabeth Taylor

Cary Grant

Audrey Hepburn

Doris Day

Hannah Gordon

Michael Crawford

Ingrid Bergman

Betty White

James Mason

Susan Hampshire

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of in Modern TV Detective Series

The main character being a maverick cop who plays by their own rules

The station pathologist who's so immune to death they're constantly eating while they perform an autopsy

The chief constable who's constantly at loggerheads with our hero yet has a grudging respect for their unorthodox approach to crime solving

The main character having a fondness for a bizarrely specific musical genre, usually difficult jazz, because this somehow humanises them

If the detective is male, they have a boring wife/girlfriend who hates how they are really married to the job

If the detective is female, they have a boring wife/girlfriend who hates how they are really married to the job

The action being based in a part of the UK that allows for lots of long, lingering drone shots of the most recognisable local landmarks

The main character having to deal with a parent who's suffering from dementia, because this somehow humanises them

The entire investigating team decamping to their local bar to discuss the case at the drop of a hat

The ridiculously high proportion of bent cops at the heart of every single investigation

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Titles For My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3

My Bigger, Fatter, Greeker Wedding

My Big Fat Greek One-night Stand

My Big Fat Greek Hen Party

My Big Fat Greek Divorce

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Zombie Acropolis

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: The Legend Of Curly's Gold

My Big Fat What's A Greek Urn? 30 Drachmas A Week

It's All Big Fat Greek To Me

Tyler Perry's Big Fat Greek Wedding

My Big Fat Greek Wedding: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire 

The Monday List

The Ten Punniest Names Of Rat Brewery Beers

Bad Rattitude

Ratsputin

The Rat Of Khan

Anth-rats

Dark Ratanic Mills

Rat Hot Chilli Peppers

Rata Benitez

We Plough The Fields And Ratter

Unholy Ratrimony

Sepp Ratter