Monday 27 November 2017

The Monday List

Ten Songs That Are Contractually Obliged To Be Included On Any 'Reggae Party' Compilation CD

Three Little Birds - Bob Marley
Don't Turn Around - Aswad
Boom Shack-a-lak - Apache Indian
Red Red Wine - UB40
My Boy Lollipop - Millie
You Can Get It If You Really Want - Desmond Dekker
Baby Come Back - Pato Banton & Ali & Robin Campbell
Pass The Dutchie - Musical Youth
Uptown Top Ranking - Althea & Donna
Tease Me - Chaka Demus & Pliers

Monday 20 November 2017

The Monday List

Ten Questions To Which Science Still Has No Answer

Why is there always a single shoe on the top of a bus shelter?
Where was the last place I had my car keys?
How do GOLD consistently find time in their programme schedule for Goodnight Sweetheart?
How did you get this phone number?
If veganism is such a healthy diet, why does Googling 'vegan recipes' only bring up ones for chocolate cake? 
Why do England always play Slovakia in their qualifying groups?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
What is the point of Scarlett Moffatt?
Daddy or chips?
D'you want some?

Monday 13 November 2017

The Monday List

Pass The Scalpel, It's Ten More Celebrities Who May Have Had A Teensy Bit Of Cosmetic Work Done

Rumer Willis
Courtney Love
Elaine Page
Nicole Kidman
Renee Zellweger
Meg Ryan
Heidi Montag
Priscilla Presley
Cher
Vanessa Feltz

Monday 6 November 2017

The Monday List

And Lo, Here Come Another Ten Music Videos That Are Homages To Classic Films

Street Dreams - Nas (Casino)
Howl - Biffy Clyro (The Shining)
I'm Glad - Jennifer Lopez (Flashdance)
Body Movin' - Beastie Boys (Danger: Diabolik)
Living Dead Girl - Rob Zombie (The Cabinet of Dr Caligari)
What's Your Flava? - Craig David (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
I'm In Love With A Psycho - Kasabian (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)
The Bartender And The Thief - Stereophonics (Apocalypse Now)
No More Words - Berlin (Bonnie and Clyde)
Victory - Puff Daddy (The Running Man)