Monday 28 February 2011

Formula One Supremos Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in a particularly short-lived series: Bernie Ecclestone

The Monday List

Another Ten Seriously Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Kings And Queens, 30 Seconds To Mars
Alive And Kicking, Simple Minds
Five Years' Time, Noah And The Whale
Club Foot, Kasabian
Little Green Bag, George Baker Selection
Goodbye Mr A, The Hoosiers
TiKToK, Ke$ha
Shut Up And Let Me Go, The Ting-Tings
Battle Without Honor Or Humanity, Tomoyasu Hotei
At The River, Groove Armada

Monday 21 February 2011

The Monday List

Ten More Rejected Flavours For Herbal Tea

Thistle and black pepper
Turnip and chive
Dandelion and cumin
Sage and cowslip
Star anise and mustard
Rhubarb and capers
Wood sorrel and fig
Tarragon and lime
Physalis and dillweed
Starfruit and chilli

Friday 18 February 2011

Please Pardon Our Appearance...

...as we are currently suffering from an infestation of Prince.

Thursday 17 February 2011

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 14: Steven Tyler, Aerosmith
Dude really do look like a lady!


Monday 14 February 2011

The Monday List

Ten Things That Really, Really Bore Us About Valentine's Day

Restaurants producing 'couples' menus' that are twice as expensive and half as interesting as their regular meals
Lingerie gift guides featuring nothing but hideously impractical thongs and basques
Women ostentatiously carrying huge bunches of flowers on public transport
The idea that anyone would ever use a heart-shaped egg ring
Padded cards the size of small bath towels
Red roses that last about half an hour before the petals start drooping
Suggestive cards from people you don't know
Suggestive cards from people you do know
Couples claiming they don't celebrate Valentine's Day because they demonstrate their love every day of the year
Lists like this written by curmudgeons who only do it because they know they won't be getting any cards...

Monday 7 February 2011

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 13: Bob Geldof

The Monday List

Ten Completely Unnecessary Remakes Of Classic Films
The Ladykillers
Psycho
The Manchurian Candidate
Assault On Precinct 13
Fame
Cape Fear
The Italian Job
Get Carter
The Fog
The Taking Of Pelham 123

Thursday 3 February 2011

Goalkeeper Maths!

Tom Ward                     Desperate Dan                  Scott Carson