The Monday List

Ten Rejected Titles For Sequels To The Conjuring

The Conjuring: You'll Like It...But Not A Lot

The Conjuring: A Bigger Devil Did It And Ran Away

The Conjuring: Now With More Jump Scares

The Conjuring: Paranormal Activity 3

The Conjuring: It's Your Fault For Buying A House With A Creepy Basement

Tyler Perry's Boo! A Madea The Conjuring

The Conjuring: Really Putting The Willies Up You

The Conjuring: Annabelle vs Predator

The Conjuring: Conjure Harder

The Conjuring: Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Couples You Probably Completely Forgot About - David Walliams Edition

David Walliams and Abi Titmuss

David Walliams and Patsy Kensit

David Walliams and Emily Scott

David Walliams and Jessica Hynes

David Walliams and Ashley James

David Walliams and Lisa Snowden

David Walliams and Geri Halliwell

David Walliams and Keeley Hazell

David Walliams and Lara Stone

David Walliams and Lauren Budd

The Monday List

The Not At All Xenophobic Return Of Ten Fictional Characters With Strangely Unfortunate 'Foreign' Accents

Costas (Tom Conti, Shirley Valentine) - Greek

Basher Tarr (Don Cheadle, Ocean's Twelve) - English

Antonio Corelli (Nicolas Cage, Captain Corelli's Mandolin) - Italian

Jenny Everdeane (Cameron Diaz, Gangs of New York) - Irish

Cantor Rabinovitch (Laurence Olivier, The Jazz Singer) - German

Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves, Bram Stoker's Dracula) - English

Danny Archer (Leonardo DiCaprio, Blood Diamond) - South African

Teddy KGB (John Malkovich, Rounders) - Russian

Colonel Tom Parker (Tom Hanks, Elvis) - Dutch

Gerry (Gerard Butler, P.S. I Love You) - Irish

David Harewood Is Very Disappointed In You

 

The Monday List

 The Ten Most Bizarre Sanderson Paint Shade Names

Wren Feather

Quaker Drab

Marshmallow Snow

Bastille

Night Fishing

Country Linen

Crystal Palace

Moonsprite

Wisteria Falls

Chasm

The Monday List

Ten Celebrities You Probably Completely Forgot Had Chat Shows

Alec Baldwin

Magic Johnson

Justin Lee Collins

Lily Allen

Martin Short

Queen Latifah

Harry Connick Jr

Sharon Osbourne

Kris Jenner

Russell Brand