The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In An HP Lovecraft Story

You live in a small town in Massachussets which is home to a dark secret
You are a mad scientist working to reanimate the dead, just because you can
Your family once got up to something very nasty, and when you discover what it is you are likely to go insane
You are leading an expedition to discover whether aliens once colonised the earth. Spoiler alert: they did
The local congregation worships Cthulu, Yog-sothoth or some other elder god with too many consonants in their name
You may very well be dead, undead, or some combination of human and amphibian
The family dog that can detect evil is looking at you in a funny way
You've started using the words 'eldritch abomination' rather more than usual
A hellmouth has opened at the bottom of the garden
Cannot complete list no words to describe unnamable horror God help me too many eyes

Great Random Costumes As Worn By The Mannekin Pis

No 18: Just graduated with a 2:2 in sociology from the University of Reading

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Names For The New Sky Sports Channels

Sky Sports Hype
Sky Sports Buff
Sky Sports Lycra
Sky Sports Ralgex
Sky Sports Far Eastern Betting Syndicate
Sky Sports Meaningless Pre-season Friendlies
Sky Sports Slow-motion Montages
Sky Sports Minority Sports
Sky Sports Totty Cam
Sky Sports Look! We Have More Football Than BT!

Former Time Lords Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 1 in a series of relative dimensions in space: Colin Baker

The Monday List

Ten Fictional Characters Who Only Ever Say Their Own Name

Hodor out of Game Of Thrones
Matt Damon in Team America: World Police
Station in Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
Coco in Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Timmy from South Park
Pikachu
Captain Caveman
Mr Blobby
Vavoom out of Felix The Cat
The John Malkoviches in John Malkovich's head in Being John Malkovich

Planet Sad's Incredibly Manly Film Still Of The Day

Here's Josh Duhamel being incredibly manly in a still from Transformers: The Last Knight. He truly is outstanding in his field. Sorry, that should be he truly is out standing in a field. 

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 17: Axl Rose announcing at a recent press conference that his operation to transition into Meat Loaf has been a complete success

The Monday List

Ten Celebrity Pilots

John Travolta
Bruce Dickinson out of Iron Maiden
Harrison Ford
Kris Kristofferson
Angelina Jolie
Morgan Freeman
David Lee Roth
Tom Cruise
Jimmy Buffett
King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands

At This Time Of Year We Are Reminded...

...that it must be all of twelve months since we last featured someone in a jimmy wig.

The Monday List

Son Of Ten Great Tribute Act Names

Hack Sabbath
Think Lizzy
Clone Temple Pilots
Fleetwood Macked
Gnarlie Daniels Band
Motley Too
Born Jovi
Joy Revision
Chick Jagger
Nighon Maiden