The Monday List

The Ten Most Professionally Kooky Men

Prince
Emo Phillips
David Byrne
Russell Brand
Flavor Flav
Pee Wee Herman
Joaquin Phoenix
Ian Holloway
Ross Noble
Louie Spence

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrity Jaffas

Bruno Tonioli
Linda Lusardi
Christine Bleakley
Simon Jordan
Jessie Wallace
Claudia Winkleman
Phil Brown
Donatella Versace
Tom Jones
Snooki off Jersey Shore

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 7: Liza Tarbuck's old haircut is found safe and well in a pet shop in Woking:

 

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Always Make Us Smile (in a SAD way, obviously…) 

Frontier Psychiatrist – The Avalanches  
To The Hilt – Die Krupps 
Winona's Big Brown Beaver – Primus 
Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do – Goldie Lookin' Chain 
The Bad Touch – Bloodhound Gang 
Gay Bar – Electric Six 
Weapon Of Choice – Fatboy Slim 
Low – Foo Fighters
Is There Something I Should Know – Duran Duran (just for Andy Taylor in the "You're about as easy as a nuclear war" bit!)
Twisted Transistor – Korn

The Adge Files

Graeme Garden

Those sideburns do anything, any time...

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing In Films

Gritty re-boots

Fat stoners in menial jobs pulling improbably hot career women

Michael Cera looking permanently baffled

Big-screen adaptations of cheesy Seventies TV series

People getting chopped into bits very slowly over a very long period of time

Matthew McConaughey with no shirt on

Romantic comedies that are neither romantic nor funny

Some kind of apocalypse destroying New York

Jennifer Aniston failing to have any on-screen chemistry with someone who's allegedly slipping her one in real life

The chuffing Fockers

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 12: Mick Hucknall, Simply Red

The Monday List

Ten Fish That Sound Like Rock Bands

Puddingwife
Cascarudo
Saulosi
Achilles Tang
Marbled Headstander
Porkfish
Golden Oto
Assasi Trigger
Bloodfin Tetra
Severum