The Monday List

Ten Things That Will Be Over In 2019

Unicorns
Gourmet mac and cheese
Fey rock bands with one or more banjo players (Mumford & Sons, we're looking at you)
Mermaid tail blankets
Instagramming every single meal you eat
Katherine Ryan
Bubble tea
Eyebrows that look as if they've been drawn on with a Sharpie
Salt yoga
The Kardashians (please, dear God, the Kardashians...)

The Monday List

Ten Completely Unnecessary Cover Versions - White Christmas Edition

White Christmas, Michael Bolton
White Christmas, Mantovani And His Orchestra
White Christmas, Foster & Allen
White Christmas, Freddie Starr
White Christmas, The Manhattan Transfer
White Christmas, Garth Brooks
White Christmas, Pinky And Perky
White Christmas, Darts
White Christmas, Bette Midler
White Christmas, Johnny Mathis

The Monday List

Ten More Novelty Christmas Hits You've Probably Completely Forgotten About

I Believe In Christmas - Tweenies
Christmas In Smurfland - Father Abraham And The Smurfs
Santa Claus Is On The Dole - Spitting Image
Have A Cheeky Christmas - Cheeky Girls
Father Christmas Do Not Touch Me - The Goodies
Jingle Bells - Judge Dread
Snoopy's Christmas - The Royal Guardsmen
What Are We Gonna Get 'Er Indoors - Dennis Waterman and George Cole
Rockin' Good Christmas - Roy Chubby Brown
One-Nine For Santa - Fogwell Flax 

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of At Office Christmas Parties

Secret Santa present swaps with unnecessarily complicated rules
Needing a loo and not being able to find a vacant one because they're all being used as changing rooms
People photocopying their backsides
Some tipsy woman making a performance of getting emotional over Fairytale of New York because she wants everyone to see how sensitive she is
Strategically placed mistletoe
The office creep loitering underneath the strategically placed mistletoe
The big boss trying desperately hard to be one of the gang
Dancefloor show-offs
The usual suspects pre-drinking and getting all excited from 3.30, leaving everyone else to pick up the slack.
That bloke who insists on doing another round of tequila shots when people just want to go home

The Monday List

Ten Things That Were Invented By Accident

Worcestershire sauce
Viagra
Post-it notes
Saccharine
Pacemakers
Superglue
Corn flakes
Play-doh
Chewing gum
Microwave ovens