Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 5: John Wetton, Asia 

 

The Monday List

The Ten Most Overused Pieces Of Background Music
Sweet Disposition, Temper Trap
Requiem For A Tower, Movement 4, Corner Stone Cues
You've Got The Love, Florence + The Machine
Got To Be Real, Cheryl Lynn
Hoppipolla, Sigur Ros
God Put A Smile On Your Face, Mark Ronson
Fire, Kasabian
Palladio, Escala
Here Come The Girls, Sugababes
Barber's Adagio For Strings, William Orbit

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 4: David Coverdale, Whitesnake

The Monday List

Ten People Who Could Start A Fight In An Empty House
Oliver Reed
Richard Harris
Eric Cantona
Peter O’Toole
Courtney Love
Sebastian Bach
Spencer Pratt 

 















Robbie Savage
Roy Keane
Kanye West

Quotes Of The Day

"Yeaaaaaaahhhh! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Ha ha HARGH!"

(Please refer to Prime Mover by Zodiac Mindwarp & The Love Reaction, about 43 seconds in, for approximate pronunciation.)

– Count Byron Titfer, on being told that the sad death of Peter Steele puts him in the running for the title of World's Most Giant Goth.

"Chiz."

– Count Byron Titfer, on being asked to remove his headgear and New Rocks prior to the height-measuring ceremony.

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 3, Van Morrison:

The Monday List

Ten Completely Unnecessary Cover Versions
1) American Pie, Madonna
2) Ride Like The Wind, Saxon
3) Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds, William Shatner
4) 911 Is A Joke, Duran Duran
5) Just Can't Get Enough, The Saturdays
6) Mad World, Gary Jules
7) Bring Me To Life, Katherine Jenkins
8) Happy Talk, Captain Sensible
9) Comfortably Numb, Scissor Sisters
10) Don't Stop Believin', the cast of Glee

The (Free)View From Planet Sad

What we’ve been watching on ITV2

(Click on the pics to avoid eyestrain!)

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 2: Sebastian Bach, Skid Row

The Monday List

Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On TV 

1) Adverts with a plinky-plonky folkie soundtrack 

2) Detective dramas where everyone in authority is lying to a maverick hero 

3) Characters walking in slow motion for dramatic impact 

4) People being judged on their cooking 

5) Middle-class couples attempting to relocate to the countryside. Especially the French countryside 

6) Fat, slobbish men with improbably hot wives 

7) Katie Price and Peter Andre. It's on. It's off. It's on again. And that's just his top 

8) Caroline Quentin playing a character who's just that bit more clever and witty than all the men around her 

9) The contents of someone's loft being sold at auction 

10) Justin chuffing Lee Collins

Easter-Themed Football Managers Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

Jorge Jesus, Benfica