Ten Rejected Events For The Tokyo Olympics
Godzilla shooting
4 x 400 metre Karaoke
Synchronised bowing
Anime beach volleyball
Sushi wrestling
Artistic noodle slurping
Gothic Lolita relay
Freestyle tentacle porn
Competitive tidying up after yourself
Battle Royale
Ten Celebrities You Probably Didn't Know Wrote A Cookery Book
Vincent Price
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Coolio
Roger Ebert
Liberace
Gwyneth Paltrow
Patti LaBelle
Kelis
Reece Witherspoon
Snoop Dogg
Another Vague-Memory-Stirring Selection Of Ten Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During
Flash and the Pan - Waiting For A Train
Alice DJ - Better Off Alone
Coffee - Casanova
Carmel - Bad Day
Sweet People - And The Birds Were Singing
Jim Gilstrap - Swing Your Daddy
Sinclair - Ain't No Casanova
Gonzalez - Haven't Stopped Dancing Yet
Karel Fialka - Hey Matthew
After The Fire - Der Kommissar
Yes, it's... 'Father of the Steam Navy' Commodore Matthew Perry and 'Father of him who used to be married to Louise out of Eternal' Harry Redknapp. Only one of these men has opened an offshore bank account in the name of his dog and accidentally run over his own wife in the middle of Bournemouth, but we wouldn't be surprised to learn that both of them have had a spell in charge of QPR.
Ten Films That Were Based On Comic Strips
Garfield
The Adventures of Jane
Modesty Blaise
Dennis the Menace
The Life and Death of Colonel Blimp
Tamara Drewe
Over the Hedge
The Addams Family
Annie
Marmaduke
