You have woken up from being in a coma to find yourself in an eerily deserted hospital
You find yourself playing some kind of death sport
Your surroundings look suspiciously like the Australian outback
Everyone around you is wearing armour with ridiculous shoulder pads and sporting a mohawk
The only forms of travel are roller skates and motorbikes
Your surroundings look suspiciously like a gravel pit somewhere in Bedfordshire
Sean Pertwee has either just been unexpectedly and gruesomely killed or is roasting over an open fire
There is either not enough water to go around or far too much of it
Your surroundings look suspiciously like a decommissioned steel works in the American Rust Belt
You are Mad chuffing Max
