Ioan Gruffudd Is Very Disappointed In You... In A Mortuary

The Monday List

The Ten Least Impressive Superpowers

Immune to hangnails
Lighting-quick changes of opinion
Can get the lid off any child-proof bottle
Faster than a speeding steamroller 
Ability to carry drinks through a really crowded pub without spilling a drop
Can cross the road in a single bound
Ability to communicate with molluscs
Can breathe under gravy
Having the confidence to wear purple
Ability to suck all the fun out of a room

Norman Reedus, Wash Your Hair!

Or are you the one person in the post-apocalypse who doesn't have continuing access to conditioner, straighteners and your own personal stylist at Toni & Guy & Zombies?

The Monday List

Ten Motorway Service Stations That Sound Like Old Actors

Norton Canes
Pont Abraham
Killington Lake
Hilton Park
Leigh Delamere
Birchanger Green
Woolley Edge
Taunton Deane
Charnoock Richard
Hartshead Moor

The Monday List

Ten Songs Named After The Musicians Singing Them

Belle & Sebastian
The Ballad Of John And Yoko
Bo Diddley
Bad Company
Damn Yankees
Talk Talk
Minor Threat
Black Sabbath
Green Day
Theme From S-Express

Great Random Moments In Musical History

No 20: Parcels attempt an ill-advised tribute to forgotten Nineties sitcom The High Life. Oh dearie me...

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature A Classroom

Hot For Teacher - Van Halen
...Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
Bored To Death - Blink-182
Death To All But Metal - Steel Panther
Don't Let Me Get Me - P!nk
Right Back At It Again - A Day To Remember
Rock N Roll High School - The Ramones
Stupid Kid - Alkaline Trio
I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
Back To School - Deftones

The Monday List

Ten Bands Whose Members Include Twins

The Proclaimers
Nelson
The Cribs
Sparks
Anathema
Good Charlotte
Bros
Madina Lake
The Bee Gees
Styx