The Monday List

Ten Celebrities You Completely Forgot Had Their Own Fragrance

Halle Berry

Gwen Stefani

Alan Cumming

Carmen Electra

Jennifer Aniston

Gabriela Sabatini

Bruce Willis

Cher Lloyd

Prince

Leona Lewis

Comedy Writers Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

 No 1: Bruce Vilanch

Animals That Sound Like They Might Be A Teensy Bit Racist

 No 2 in a series: The Blackface sheep

The Monday List

Get These On Your iPod! It's The Frankly Astounding Return Of Ten Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since, or During

Keith Marshall - Only Crying

Raffaella Cara - Do It Do It Again

Snowy White - Bird of Paradise

Total Contrast - Takes A Little Time

Goldie - Making Up Again

Cock Robin - The Promise You Made

Raw Silk - Do It To The Music

Blue Zoo - Cry Boy Cry

Dee D Jackson - Automatic Lover

Dan-I - Monkey Chop

The Monday List

Ten Unnecessary Cover Versions - James Last Orchestra Edition

Telegram Sam, James Last

Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, James Last

Games Without Frontiers, James Last

She Bop, James Last

Wake Me Up Before You Go Go, James Last

Heaven Is A Place On Earth, James Last

Rasputin, James Last

Macho Man, James Last

Doctorin' The Tardis, James Last

Smalltown Boy, James Last

Animals That Sound Like They Might Be A Teensy Bit Racist

 No 1 in a series: the Southern Right whale

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Themes For Sky Movie Channels

Sky Shameless Oscar Bait

Sky Cheap-looking CGI

Sky Eighties Boob Comedies

Sky Alan Smithee

Sky Slow-moving Pretentious Horror

Sky Convoluted Twist Endings

Sky Erotic Thrillers That Are Neither Erotic Nor Thrilling

Sky Doughy Gerard Butler

Sky Jump Scares

Sky Sharknado

Planet Sad's Incredibly (Wo)Manly Film Still Of The Day

Proving women can be every bit as incredibly manly as men, here's Lauren Cohan out of The Walking Dead and Ronda Rousey out of putting people's faces back for a living (aka WWE) in a still from When Parallel Parking Goes Wrong, sorry, Mile 22...

The Monday List

Ten Cartoon Series You Completely Forgot About

Wait Till Your Father Gets Home

Inch High Private Eye

The Jackson 5ive

The Houndcats

Josie And The Pussycats In Outer Space

Arthur! And The Square Knights Of The Round Table

The Funky Phantom

Valley Of The Dinosaurs

The Osmonds

Bailey's Comets