The Monday List

Ten Bizarre Things That Have Their Own Museum In Amsterdam

Pianolas
Marijuana
Tulips
Vodka
Houseboats
Pipes
Instruments of torture
Handbags
Cheese
The Dutch national football team

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

Yes, it's fat-faced manchild Leonardo diCaprio in a still from Once Upon A Time In Hollywood, proving that it is possible to be ridiculously manly while wearing beige slacks, a windcheater and stack heels...

Bonus Friday List!

Following The Success (Or Otherwise) Of The Carabao Cup Draw, Ten More Events That Will Be Held At Morrisons, Colindale

The Last Night Of The Proms
The Trooping Of The Colour
The Induction Ceremony Into The Rock and Roll Hall Of Fame
The Wimbledon Men's Doubles Finals
The Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe
The Nickleodeon Kids' Choice Awards
The Giro d'Italia
The Great British Beer Festival
Amsterdam Pride
Burning Man

Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 20: Planet Sad prepares a smart aleck remark about Tyson Fury's - er- unconventional fashion choices and the fact he's the only man named after two dogs, then remembers how hard he hits and decides to say he looks lovely instead.

The Monday List

Get Her, Dearie, It's The Ten Campest Valspar Paint Shade Names

So Twee
Buckskin Chaps
Here Comes The New Girl
Cheeky Felecia
Sassy Suede Boots
Mince Tarts
Oopsy Daisy
Buttered Crumpet
Sigh of Relief
Campground

The Monday List

Ten People Whose Careers Are Being Kept Alive By Lifetime Original Movies

Jewel Staite
Vivica A. Fox
Lochlyn Munro
Boti Bliss
Alexandra Paul
Haylie Duff
Jason Patric
Kellie Martin
Melissa Joan Hart
Eric Roberts

The Monday List

Bust A Move For The Return Of Ten Songs By Artists You've Never Heard Of Before Since Or During

I Wanna Wake Up With You, Boris Gardiner
Disco's Revenge, Gusto
Definition of a Boombastic Jazz Style, Dream Warriors
Eat My Goal, Collapsed Lung
Black and Gold, Sam Sparro
Whatever, Liam Lynch
Get Dancin, Disco Tex and the Sex-O-Lettes
Set Adrift On Memory Bliss, PM Dawn
Bomb The Bass, Beat Dis
Poison, Bell Biv Devoe