Planet Sad Will Not Be Answering The Door To Trick Or Treaters Tonight

Because last time we let our guard down enough to offer pound shop pick 'n mix to the local population, we got a visit from...

Happy Hallowe'en everyone! 


 

The Monday List

Ten Great Nicknames From Non-league Football

The Bloods (Droylsden)
The Knitters (Hinckley United)
The Terrors (Tooting & Mitcham)
The Dolphins (Poole Town)
The Poppies (Kettering)
The Gingerbreads (Grantham Town)
The Synners (Billingham Synthonia)
The Gladiators (Matlock)
The Trawler Boys (Lowestoft)
The Sulphurites (Harrogate Town)

The Adge Files

"Star-burns" from Community

The Adge Files

The wonderfully named Tim Maddams, head chef at the River Cottage Canteen.

Meat and two Adge? Always on the menu!

The Monday List

Ten More Celebrities Who Are Slightly Too Pleased With Themselves
Caroline Quentin
Ricky Gervais
Suzy Perry
Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor)
  
Dr Christian Jenner
Myleene Klass
Mark Foster
Taylor Momsen
Chris Packham
Cilla Black

The Adge Files

Our continuing pursuit to bring you men whose facial hair is less mutton chop and more the entire sheep. This week, Patrick Stump out of Fall Out Boy:

The Monday List

Ten People Who Always Look Like They Need A Good Night's Sleep

Roberto di Matteo
Shoaib Akhtar
Ken Stott
Jo Brand
Maxi Jazz
Steve Buscemi
James Franco
Mark E. Smith
Miranda Sawyer
Mesut Ozil

 

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 9: John Lodge, The Moody Blues:

It's Official...

Beau Bridges is now 37 per cent eyebrows...

The Monday List

The Ten Most Metal Plants In The Thompson & Morgan Catalogue
(click on image to avoid eyestrain)