The Adge Files

Continuing on their mission to discover sideburns from beyond the grave, our intrepid investigators opened the file marked 'That Ken Russell' (and yes, James, we've got the right one this time, so don't be so disappointed in us).

Our Adge-busters found Oliver Reed looning it up for all he's worth in The Devils. More outrageous than the nun-centric orgies and general Russell-tastic displays of total gratuitousness were Ollie's truly admirable facial adornments. Now they really were worth selling your soul for...

The Monday List

The Return Of Ten Place Names That Sound Like Old Actors

Christian Malford
Upton Scudamore
Dauntsey Lock
Sutton Benger
Yatton Keynell
Grendon Underwood
Weston Turville
Leighton Bromswold
Offord D'arcy
Orton Malborne

The Monday List

Ten People Who, Despite Their Names, Aren't Actually Members Of The Nobility

King Vidor
Count Basie
Queen Latifah
Princess Tiaamii Andre
Duke Ellington
Prince
King Charles
Baron Hill
Duchess Dale
Viscount Gigawatt III

Planet Sad's Ridiculously Manly Film Still Of The Day

This might be an ridiculously manly still from A Good Day To Die Hard, or it could just be Bruce Willis vowing to hunt down whoever forced him to go on The One Show...

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of In TV Crime Dramas

Fake psychics
Eccentric crime-solving geniuses
Pop stars guest starring as villains
Violent crimes committed by bent coppers
Endless reboots of Sherlock Holmes
Impossibly glamorous forensics experts
Idyllic country villages with unfeasibly high murder rates
Arty flashbacks to the crime scene
Policemen with overly complicated personal lives
Jessica chuffing Fletcher

Planet Sad Does Chinese New Year!

Happy Year Of The Snake, everyone! (Although he's already looking like he's very disappointed in us.)

The Monday List

Ten Music Videos That Feature Nurses

I Am Not A Vampire - Falling In Reverse
Country House - Blur
Long Road To Ruin - Foo Fighters
The Way You Love Me - Faith Hill
Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
The Real Slim Shady - Eminem
Sorry For Party Rocking - LMFAO
It Never Ends - Bring Me The Horizon
Bleed Like Me - Garbage
What's My Age Again? - Blink 18