Planet Sad's Tribute To The Prince Valiant Haircut

The following people stand accused of committing GBH - Girly Bobby Haircut. And as long as pudding bowls and blunt scissors are readily available, similar atrocities will continue to occur. Having compiled this list of tonsorial terrors, we're hiding our curling tongs, before we start to be seduced by the idea that looking like Joanna Lumley circa 1976 is actually quite a good idea...

The Prince Valiant: his hair's not bad, it's just drawn that way

The Javier Bardem: are you going to introduce him to Wash and Go?

The Emo Phillips: now you know where Gerard Way gets it from

The Audrey Tautou: because Frenchwomen are so effortlessly chic, non?

The Willy Wonka: because it's all right to have bad hair if you own a chocolate factory

The Joanna Lumley: yes, this really was fashionable once