Facial hair is a funny thing. While there's always one kid in your class who's sporting a full beard and Adge Cutler sideburns by the age of twelve (in Planet Sad's case it was Janice Higginbottom. Boy, were we envious!), there are others who can never quite manage to grow a moustache however long they try. And yet they continue to try. Here are our favourite examples of snotty taches which would really benefit from a visit from the Gillette Mach 3 fairy:
The Gary Neville: at least his brother likes it
The Yossi Benayoun: actually makes your nose recoil in horror
The Prince: you sexy nostril-plucker
The Orlando Bloom: not in the best of elf
The Cletus Spruckle: admired by his wife and his sister (even if they are the same person)
The Stacy Prammansudh: above par for the LPGA
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