Monday, 5 April 2010

The Monday List

Ten More Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On TV 
1) Adverts with a plinky-plonky folkie soundtrack 
2) Detective dramas where everyone in authority is lying to a maverick hero 
3) Characters walking in slow motion for dramatic impact 
4) People being judged on their cooking 
5) Middle-class couples attempting to relocate to the countryside. Especially the French countryside 
6) Fat, slobbish men with improbably hot wives 
7) Katie Price and Peter Andre. It's on. It's off. It's on again. And that's just his top 
8) Caroline Quentin playing a character who's just that bit more clever and witty than all the men around her 
9) The contents of someone's loft being sold at auction 
10) Justin chuffing Lee Collins

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