Ten Costumes You’ll Inevitably See At Least One Bloke Wearing At A Fancy-Dress Party
The Terminator (complete with tinfoil stuck to his face)
Captain Jack Sparrow
Braveheart
Ali G
Borat in his lime-green mankini
Little Bo Peep
A 118 bloke – particularly tragic if he’s on his own, not half of a pair
Freddie Mercury from the I Want To Break Free video
A Jedi knight, with a chocolate-brown Slanket as his robe
One of the Village People (NB, it’s guaranteed that if a bunch of mates agree to dress as the Village People, at least two will turn up in the same costume. Usually because someone doesn’t want – or desperately wants – to be the Leather Daddy.)
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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