Bruce Jenner! Originally best-known and loved as an Olympic gold medal-winning decathlete, Bruce has now come to epitomise "crying inside". We like to imagine him lounging on a beanbag at Planet Sad HQ, safely snuggled up beneath a Slanket, grateful fingers wrapped around a mug of cocoa with a slug of Tia Maria and mini-marshmallow sprinkles. Then we'd see a single tear* roll down one of those impossibly smooth cheeks as he watches that bit in Jason And The Argonauts where they rescue Patrick Troughton from the harpies, and we softly serenade him with the chorus of James's Sit Down…
*He has still got functioning tear ducts, right?
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