Monday 30 August 2010

The Monday List

A Further Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On TV

Documentaries fronted by 'national treasures'
James Corden’s pound shop versions of old comedy sports shows
Choirs
Eyelashes that have been enhanced in post-production
Rich people living undercover with poor ones
Forensic archaeology
Competitive weight loss
Tough-talking experts rescuing failing restaurants/hotels/boutiques
Characters who turn out to be in purgatory
John chuffing Bishop

Monday 23 August 2010

Planet Sad Celebrates Another Successful V Festival!

The Monday List

Ten Songs By Acts You've Never Heard Of Before, Since Or During

How Bizarre, OMC
Dancing In The City, Marshall Hain
Steal My Sunshine, Len
Tarzan Boy, Baltimora
Butterfly, Crazy Town
Walking On The Sun, Smash Mouth
Drinking In LA, Bran Van 3000
Waiting For A Star To Fall, Boy Meets Girl
Kiss Me, Sixpence None The Richer
Free, Ultra Nate

Wednesday 18 August 2010

Rock Stars Who Look Like Dinner Ladies

No 7: Iron Maiden. The whole West Ham and Hartlepool-supporting lot of them.


Monday 16 August 2010

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Flavours For Herbal Tea
 
Lentil and marjoram
Celery and saffron
Garam masala with jerk seasoning
Linda McCartney’s quorn and bouquet garni
Bovril and cinnamon
Rosehip and chutney
Fennel and mung bean
Peppermint and extra virgin olive oil
Lemon and sprout
Biggles’ algae and ginger

Thursday 12 August 2010

Sports Headline Of The Day

Manchester United Sign Bebe, Chelsea In Talks With Wendy Testaburger...

Monday 9 August 2010

The Monday List

Ten More Seriously Overused Pieces Of Background Music

Clubbed To Death, Rob D
Monster, The Automatic
Bentley's Gonna Sort You Out, Bentley Rhythm Ace
Wow, Kylie Minogue
Acceptable In The Eighties, Calvin Harris
Underdog, Kasabian
19-2000, Gorillaz
Young Folks, Peter, Bjorn And John
Angel, Massive Attack
Ready Steady Go, Paul Oakenfold

Monday 2 August 2010

Amazing Lookalikes!















Fernando Alonso and a Dolmio puppet
(Thanks to SP for pointing this out!)

Utterly Useless Fact Of The Day


Yao Ming: it's how you tell someone they're not very attractive if you come from Dudley...

The Monday List

The Ten Best Names In The Football League

Emmanuel Panther
Exodus Geohaghon
Abdulai Bell-Baggie
Bartek Fogler
Dominic Blizzard
Troy Archibald-Henville
Matt Tootle
Lewis Dunk
Reuben Noble-Lazarus
Tarmo Kink