Great Random Moments In Fashion History

No 8. Joel McHale prepares to spend a night at the Emmys being mistaken for the drinks waiter:

Football Managers Who Look Like Some Bloke Out Of The Hospitality Lounge

Number one in a series of - yep, that's right...

Andy Thorn, Coventry:

The Monday List

Ten Boys' Names No One Gives Babies Any More

Reginald
Ernest
Horace
Ronald
Osbert
Gervaise
Ralph
Hubert
Enoch
Leonard

The Monday List

Ten Girls' Names No One Gives Babies Any More

Gladys
Ethel
Avis
Phyllis
Ena
Doris
Hetty
Ada
Bunty
Norma

Football Managers Who Look Like Maths Teachers

No 7: Walter Mazzarri, Napoli

Amazing 'Gregory's Girl' Lookalike

John Gordon Sinclair and Andre Villas Boas. One's best known for being involved with a football team that has a girl playing up front, and the other one's John Gordon Sinclair...

The Monday List

Ten Men Who May Have Had A Teensy Bit Of Cosmetic Work Done

Barry Manilow
Bruce Jenner
Pete Burns
David Gest
Mickey Rourke
Carrot Top
Kenny Rogers
Axl Rose
Burt Reynolds
Rupert Everett

Things We'd Pay To See – No1 in a series of however many we can be arsed doing this time

Gene Hunt breaks up an apocalyptic hair-off between Gerard Depardieu and Javier Bardem.

Gerard – "But zere are no trees for ze poor, lost poor children. Decay is zeir toy. Despair is zeir game. Zey have only chaos to climb... Hé, m'sieur, you got a beaune steecking out your arm."

Javier – "..."

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Ten Women Who May Have Had A Teensy Bit Of Cosmetic Work Done

Anne Robinson
LaToya Jackson
Tawny Kitaen
Melanie Griffith
Sharon Osborne
Ally Walker
Faye Dunaway
Donatella Versace
Joan Rivers
Leslie Ash