Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of At New Year
Some bell-end setting off fireworks at any time later than 1am.
TV clip show countdowns of the year's most shocking events/most appalling people/most spurious excuses for a clip show
Having to find someone with dark hair to walk through the front door and let the New Year in
Live, on-the-spot coverage of the countdown to Big Ben…
…Inevitably featuring some wet git proposing to his equally soppy girlfriend on national television
Being charged £10 to get in your local pub for the evening
Jools Holland's Hootenanny that was probably filmed sometime in July
Family gatherings where you're compelled to play ultra-competitive games of Newmarket with relatives you barely know
Pubs that put up 'humorous' Re-Tox Here! signs to tempt in lapsed resolvers on 2 January
Chuffing New Year's Resolutions
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