Five ways you know a man's having a mid-life crisis...
Trading in the wife for a model twenty years her junior
Getting an earring
Wearing a 'distressed' leather jacket
Buying an eff-off Harley Davidson he can't ride properly
Starting a rock band
...and five ways you know a woman's having a mid-life crisis
Going on holiday to the Gambia and marrying a young man she meets there
Getting a tattoo of a dolphin/devil/red rose in an 'intimate' place
Wearing dresses that are deliberately too short and one size too tight
Trying to make strangers mistake her and her daughter for sisters
Finding John Inverdale strangely hot
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