Monday, 20 January 2014

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing In Horror Films

Flocks of birds throwing themselves against windows for no reason
Families of in-bred cannibals
Ghosts that everyone can see except the person they're supposed to be haunting
Exorcisms
Malevolent imaginary friends
Zombie apocalypses
Knowing, self-referential deconstructions of the genre
Insipid remakes of classic Eighties slasher movies
Insipid remakes of anything Korean
Found chuffing footage

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