Monday 20 January 2014

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing In Horror Films

Flocks of birds throwing themselves against windows for no reason
Families of in-bred cannibals
Ghosts that everyone can see except the person they're supposed to be haunting
Exorcisms
Malevolent imaginary friends
Zombie apocalypses
Knowing, self-referential deconstructions of the genre
Insipid remakes of classic Eighties slasher movies
Insipid remakes of anything Korean
Found chuffing footage

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