The Adge Files - In Memoriam

With a heavy heart, Planet Sad marks the passing of Alvin Stardust, the man who taught us how to cross the road by means of wearing black leather and sporting sideburns the size of Swindon. We truly were his Coo Ca Choo. We used to go round and groove on the mat until he asked to please not do that any more. He and his Adge will be missed (apart from that stint they had on Hollyoaks, of course...)