MERRY CHRISTMAS!
’Twas the morning of Christmas and outside our basement
Something was stirring and rattling the casement
We suspect it was also cry-wanking, and lamenting in a voice that was at once keening and heartbroken, yet at the same time oddly mellifluous, like melted pure Criollo chocolate slowly filling your cochleas, "I've made a huge mistake…", much like a bad Gob Bluth impersonation.
No idea who it was, probably some random who'd got lost on his way home from the pub.
Anyway, these Three Lidl Pigs In Blankets (sausage wrapped in ham wrapped in bacon – BARGAIN!) won't stuff themselves into our slavering maw, so we'll wish you a Merry Christmas and sod off until it's time for the next Monday List! SEASON'S GREETINGS! XXX
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