Ten Signs Your Neighbourhood Is Being Gentrified
Increased sightings of men sporting Victorian parson beards and man buns
Estate agents begin adding 'Village' to the name of the area in their listings
Vagrants stop drinking Night Nurse, start drinking Nuits St George
Local ducks turn their beaks up at anything but artisan sourdough bread
Food bank is supplied by Fortnum and Mason
Yummy Mummies are spotted pushing the miniature armoured vehicles they class as prams
The 311th coffee shop opens on the high street
Pizzas and hot dogs are being sold as 'street food'
When pubs close down they're turned into luxury apartments rather than a betting shop
Everybody you know is moaning that your neighbourhood is being chuffing gentrified
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