Monday, 31 July 2017

The Monday List

Ten Signs You Might Be A Character In An HP Lovecraft Story

You live in a small town in Massachussets which is home to a dark secret
You are a mad scientist working to reanimate the dead, just because you can
Your family once got up to something very nasty, and when you discover what it is you are likely to go insane
You are leading an expedition to discover whether aliens once colonised the earth. Spoiler alert: they did
The local congregation worships Cthulu, Yog-sothoth or some other elder god with too many consonants in their name
You may very well be dead, undead, or some combination of human and amphibian
The family dog that can detect evil is looking at you in a funny way
You've started using the words 'eldritch abomination' rather more than usual
A hellmouth has opened at the bottom of the garden
Cannot complete list no words to describe unnamable horror God help me too many eyes

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