Monday, 21 August 2017

The Monday List

Reboot The Sky Box, It's Another Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of On TV

Celebrities driving around in cars, singing
Documentaries about people on benefits
Documentaries about bailiffs going after people on benefits
Extended versions of comedy panel games where the extra footage is just ten minutes of swearing
Gritty police procedurals filled with detectives who are even more corrupt than the criminals
Talent shows we're already sick of - but now all the contestants are children!
Cookery programmes featuring Rick Stein smugging his way around Spain/Italy/India/the Far East
Wilderness survival challenges performed by heavily pixellated naked people
Ray Winstone gambling responsibly
Katherine chuffing Ryan 

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