The Ten Least Impressive Superpowers
Immune to hangnails
Lighting-quick changes of opinion
Can get the lid off any child-proof bottle
Faster than a speeding steamroller
Ability to carry drinks through a really crowded pub without spilling a drop
Can cross the road in a single bound
Ability to communicate with molluscs
Can breathe under gravy
Having the confidence to wear purple
Ability to suck all the fun out of a room
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