Monday 18 November 2019

The Monday List

Ten Rejected Titles For 'Now' Compilation Albums

Now That's What I Call Just Got Dumped
Now That's What I Call Pissing Off The Neighbours At 2 A.M.
Now That's What I Call A Tense, Angry Drive Home From The In-laws
Now That's What I Call Terribly Hungover
Now That's What I Call Trying To Impress Your Uni Roommates
Now That's What I Call Unnecessary Cover Versions
Now That's What I Call Songs That Sound Tinny Through Headphones On The Tube
Now That's What I Call Something You Can Half Hear While Getting Your Hair Blow-dryed
Now That's What I Call Overused Background Music
Now That's What I Call Dancing Badly To Nineties Indie

No comments:

Post a Comment