Monday, 21 August 2023

The Monday List

Ten Signs You May Be In A Buddy Cop Movie

For unknown reasons, your partner is a member of the opposite sex/dog/alien

Your immediate boss is two days away from retiring, which means he will most likely be senselessly murdered in the next fifteen minutes

You are unable to hold a conversation in anything other than wisecracks

The chief wants you in his office. Now!

You're in a car chase, during which 95 per cent of the vehicles owned by the local police department will be destroyed

You are a loner with a very short fuse and your partner is a loving family man

Failing that, you are a loving family man and your partner is a loner with a very short fuse

You have a long-suffering wife just doesn't get 'the job'

You're investigating a murder conspiracy that could go all the way to the top

You are Judge Reinhold

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