The Tinsel-Decorated Return Of Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On Christmas TV
Anyone parodying Andrew Lincoln holding up a series of heartfelt messages in Love Actually
Aldi's adverts featuring the latest tedious instalment in the adventures of Kevin the Carrot
BBC 1 showing Christmas Top of the Pops even though no one cares about the UK Top 40 any more
Christmas Day episodes of soap operas that feature fights over the dinner table and at least one gruesome murder
Seasonal episodes of popular programmes that were clearly filmed in August
Anything that borrows from the plot of The Gift of The Magi
People stepping outside to see snow falling and a brass band playing Silent Night
Adverts for cheap summer package holidays
Endless repeats of Blackadder's Christmas Carol and old Only Fools and Horses Christmas specials
Mrs Brown's chuffing Boys
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