George, Put It Away, Love

So there we were, feet up in front of Cash In The Attic and just getting stuck into a tub of Miniature Heroes, when the doorbell went. It was George Clooney, of all people. He had his sex ramp under his arm and he asked us whether we fancied 'a go'. 'George,' we said, 'how many times do we have to tell you? Not if you were the last incredibly handsome, self-deprecating, millionaire film star on earth. If you'd brought your inflatable sheep and your tub of Butt Wax, it might have been different. Now be off with you...'

George Clooney, yesterday

After George left Planet Sad Towers, he went over to Wembley Stadium and used the ramp to jump over 14 naked women, breaking the world record of 12 set by Russell Brand in 2006...