Monday, 19 October 2009

Planet Sad's Tribute To Stick-on Eyebrows

Poor, poor Mike Newell. He may have just got the sack at Grimsby, he may have caused the man with the finest thighs in League Two football to put them into hibernation and go play cricket for a living instead, but at least he can console himself with the knowledge that he was the inspiration for our round-up of men who look like they get their eyebrows out of a packet:



The Groucho Marx: available in joke shops next to the exploding cigars




The Alistair Darling: the 'collar doesn't match the cuffs' look




The Danny Baker: also comes with optional Danny Kelly




The Lenny Beige: don't try this at home



The Mike Newell: wear to upset female referee's assistants...

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