Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of Seeing On TV
1) People dancing, then being voted off things
2) Medical dramas featuring moody montages set to Coldplay's Fix You
3) Programmes presented by Nick Knowles. Or Myleene Klass. Or Nick Knowles and Myleene Klass.
4) Soap opera casts filled with implausibly pretty people who can't act
5) Documentaries whose gimmick is morphing thin children into fat, haggard adults
6) Documentaries whose gimmick is morphing thin, haggard Victoria Beckham into HRT Spice
7) Comedy quizzes that stretch three questions into a half-hour show
8) Sexy vampires
9) Cheryl chuffing Cole
10) Dale Winton cashing my gold
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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