Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of On Reality Talent Shows
Contestants with tragic back stories
One judge always having to be nasty, and one always having to be nice
Amateur chefs who think they can out-swear Gordon Ramsey
People talking endlessly about the 'journey' they're on
Cheryl Cole blubbing like a gurl
The winner releasing a terrible cover version that immediately goes to number one in the charts
Someone with zero talent being kept on the show because they're good for ratings
Judges slaughtering competent performances, then lip-synching shamelessly because 'the dance routine is too energetic to let them sing properly'
An 'agonising' pause of about thirty seconds before they announce who's going through to the next round
Simon chuffing Cowell
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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