Monday 27 June 2011

The Monday List

Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of With Wimbledon

Punnets of three strawberries costing a fiver
High pitched, orgasmic grunting after every point, especially from the male players
Speeded-up shots of ground staff pulling the covers on to Centre Court
Cliff Richard providing the entertainment when rain stops play
Cutaway shots of minor celebs in the Royal Box
Cutaway shots of the hot girlfriend of someone ranked 142 in the world
Gurning crowds waving to the camera from Henman Hill
People who predict Andy Murray will choke in the semis
People who predict Andy Murray won't choke in the semis
Boris chuffing Becker

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