Monday, 3 October 2011

The Monday List

Ten Book Genres We're Really, Really Bored Of

Autobiographies of 23-year-old footballers
Jeremy Clarkson sneering at stuff
Anything that can be filed under 'mind, body and spirit'
Memoirs from people whose parents forced them to subsist on bleach and gravel
Tales from curmudgeons whose faith in humanity was restored by a cute, fluffy pet
Novels that took Katie Price's ghostwriter a lunchtime to knock off
Christmas cash-ins featuring characters invented for adverts
Vampire/werewolf love triangles
Cook books with recipes too complicated for the average reader to attempt
Chuffing Sudoku

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