Ten Things We're Really, Really Bored Of With Hallowe'en
Slutty Hallowe'en costumes, especially nurses and policewomen
TV companies who think it's not at all predictable to screen one of the Hallowe'en films on the night
Ineptly carved pumpkin lanterns
Anything being described as 'spooktacular'
Blokes who jump at the excuse to dress in drag a bit too eagerly
Cynical 'gruesome' versions of things, like Jaffa Cakes with ghoulish green goo that are just the same old Jaffa Cakes with different food colouring
Kids setting off all the dancing witches and skeletons on the supermarket shelf
Parties where you're forced to bob for apples and play 'murder in the dark'
Puns about 'ghoulies' and 'putting the willies up you'
Trick or chuffing Treaters
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