The Adge Files - Belgian Edition

In our quest to discover the strangest sideburns ever worn by man (and, on the odd occasion, woman), we followed up a reported sighting that puts the 'wall' into Walloon, or the phlegm into - er - Flemish. Scarier than sitting through a marathon of Hard Target, Sudden Death and whatever the other one is that they always screen after Europa Cup games on Channel 5, it's what can only be described as... Jean Claude van Adge!