First eager young French revolutionary: 'Times are hard, mon brave. The peasants are starving, Anne Hathaway's just flogged her last remaining molars to buy a mouldy loaf, and I'm having awful problems holding that high C before the rallentando. What can we do to help our people be free from this terrible oppression?'
Second eager French revolutionary: 'Huh, you think you've got problems? When they transfer the production to the West End, I'm going to be played that blond, weaselly one out of S Club 7....'
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