Sunday 8 December 2013

sadVent Calendar – 8 December

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Justin Bieber! "Biebster" has been going off the rails in this past year, getting into such scrapes as having a pet monkey confiscated, turning up to gigs hours late, flobbing off a hotel balcony on to his adoring fans and participating in various instances of unarmed Canadian hitting. We have it on authority that his behaviour became erratic after Wendy Craig turned up from the 1980s demanding her hairstyle back. And her retaliation when he told her a two-fingered no wasn't pretty.

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