Ten Things That Will Happen In Every Episode Of A Real Housewives Of... Show
There will be a massive fight which ends with someone throwing a glass of wine over
someone else
After said massive fight, there will be several self-justifying monologues to camera about
why it happened
There will be a black and white flashback to a massive fight that happened in a previous
episode
Someone will cry in a photogenic fashion without smudging their mascara
People will apologise without meaning a word of it
Someone's husband will be shown looking like a huge chump who's barely able to tie his own shoelaces
One of the housewives will tell another one how fearless and what a beautiful person they
are
Someone will break down while talking about their struggle with drugs and/or alcohol
There will be another massive fight in a restaurant which someone will walk out of halfway
through
There will be a teaser for the massive fight that happens in the next episode
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We're here, we're sad - get used to us! Whenever two or more are gathered together having a conversation about how the Kings of Leon look like they need a wash, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you find yourself inadvertently stalking a lower league footballer, you are on Planet Sad. Whenever you are in need of a window to scrabble at, you are on Planet Sad. And if you are in the Twilight Zone, you should have turned left at the lights.
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