Ken 30 Seconds To Mars – An Apology

On Monday 3 March, a post on Planet Sad portrayed Ken 30 Seconds To Mars as saying he'd brung M&S Tuna & Sweetcorn sandwiches to the Oscars. Yesterday, his mum, Constance 30 Seconds To Mars – who, fair play, looked smashing on the night – got in touch with us to point out that in fact he brung M&S Ultimate Gala Pork Pie & Egg With Salad Cream On Wholemeal Bread sandwiches. She'd also like to confirm that this was not an official endorsement, he just really, really likes them and they seemed an appropriate choice for this very special occasion. In fact, Ken doesn't endorse any products* – his bids to replace Jeremy Renner as the face of the American Potato Industry have so far proved unsuccessful. We told Mrs 30 Seconds To Mars that we regret the mistake and the embarrassment, only for her to get a bit arsey and retort, "That's no way to talk about Alexander and Urban Legend – we're proud of every film our Jared has done."
Well, that's us told. Again.

*Well, maybe some drums or something. Who cares?