Saturday 8 March 2014

Our Jennifer Aniston Correspondent Writes...

I understand from a reliable source (i.e. some trashy magazine I was reading in the hairdressers') that Jennifer Aniston has split up from her fiance, Justin Theroux. Jen is currently being consoled by former co-star Gerry Gerard THIS... IS... HAMMING! Butler.


 'Oh, Gerry, it's such a coincidence. 300 is the number of my ex-boyfriends.'
'That's great, hen, but I could murder a deep-fried Mars Bar...'



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