Planet Sad's Jennifer Aniston Correspondent Writes - The Sequel

Further to our last report, that Jennifer and Justin Theroux were 'off', we have it on good authority (okay, we read it on the back of a fag packet or somewhere) that they're 'on' again and are now discussing eloping to Mexico.

Word of advice, Jen, love: when the man you're with talks about running away very fast to another country, that doesn't actually mean he wants to elope...